The Days of Being a Spiritual Mentor in Meiman

Chapter 2160: Battle of Two Cities! (Twenty-Seven)

The Joker just wanted to say, I didn't even yell, what did you yell? Can you open your eyes and see who is more weirdly dressed? !

Deadpool jumped down from the second floor as if he had seen a ghost, and ran forward in a panic.

Ahead was the smoke bomb area.

Deadpool might be the only person in New York who knew how powerful the Joker was, and he could even pinpoint which universe the two Jokers were from.

Let's not talk about which universe the long curly-haired clown who tripped him in front of him was from, anyway, he wouldn't be too strong, the one he just saw on the balcony was definitely a super lunatic from the New 52! ! !

This guy first killed the Bat Family, then controlled the Justice League, and finally almost destroyed the universe. If he didn't run, he would really become a dead man!

Deadpool, who burst out with a fierce desire to survive, didn't care what was in front of him at all, and rushed over with full speed.

After all, he was a genetically modified person, and his strength was still not small when he burst out with all his strength.

Bang! ! ! !

Bruce, who was groping in the thick fog, was knocked out directly, and the Joker he had been chasing happened to be opposite him. The two of them were like billiard balls, one hitting the other and all flying out.

After all, Bruce had obtained Spider-Man's physical strength, and Deadpool also hit a hard plate this time, and was dizzy. The three of them fell on the side of the road like a stack of music.

A helicopter flew over from behind the building across the street, and a red-haired female agent jumped down from the low-flying helicopter heroically. Without even looking at anyone else, she walked over and picked Bruce up.

Bruce was still a little dizzy. After standing firm, he shook his head and looked at Natasha opposite and said, "Thank you, oh, no! Wait!! Don't get close to me!!!"

Bruce hurriedly stepped back a few steps as if he had seen a ghost, and the Joker could hardly believe his eyes.

He could fully understand that this Bruce was younger, and perhaps he had not completely become Batman, at least not the omnipotent Batman in his middle age.

The Joker has not been around for long, and he may not understand the relationship between the Joker and Batman at all. He is just a crappy car thief.

And their confrontation today is just because someone disturbed them, or they are unlucky, so they seem a little stupid. After rational thinking, the Joker can completely understand and accept it.

But he really can't understand why Bruce Wayne hides from women.

This is not scientific at all. Bruce Wayne's appearance is destined to make him impossible to be a pure boy. Even if he doesn't take the initiative to flirt with girls, even if he is not one of the richest people in the world, this face alone will not give him a chance to be pure.

According to the Joker's understanding of Batman, Batman is not greedy for beauty, but he does not refuse to enjoy beauty. He knows that he has beauty and is good at using it.

The female agent in front of him is an important figure in a certain agent organization. If Batman doesn't use all his charm to fascinate her, why are you running? !

The Joker really wanted to rush down and slap Batman to see if he could get the water out of his brain. If you had flirted with the beauty in front of you earlier, why would you have chased the Joker so hard?

If you say you don't want to expose your appearance and identity, then you should put on your uniform and mask. Since Bruce Wayne's face and identity have been exposed, why don't you use Wayne's advantages!

The Joker suddenly had a feeling that he couldn't fully understand every Batman, and then he found that his Batman was still the best.

It's not that the Joker really likes Batman to beat him. He likes the frustration of Batman being unable to do anything except beat him when he beats him. In fact, he likes that he can fully understand Batman's emotions.

Although that seems to be non-existent to many people, it is too weak, and even if you experience it personally, you can't understand it, but all of Batman's emotions are revealed in front of the Joker. He is born to understand everything about the Dark Knight.

It's like a test in a class, and only you get the answer. How many people can control themselves from feeling secretly happy when others are scratching their heads to think about the answer, while you are writing quickly?

But if there is no answer for a test, things become a little difficult. The Joker's knowledge of psychology and behavior is still there, but the dilemma he faces is IQ isolation.

In short, a person will take things that are easy for him to understand too easily, and thus cannot understand the dilemma of those who don't understand it.

The Joker in the New 52 is extremely talented. It can be said that even if he is not crazy, he is a peerless genius who can be compared with Batman. Therefore, he really can't figure out how the Batman of Earth 1, whose IQ is several levels lower than his, got to be like this.

It's not that you are asking you to chase Darkseid on Apokolips, but just chasing a stupid clown on an ordinary street in a city. How unlucky do you have to be to fail?

But soon the Joker found that it had nothing to do with luck. This Batman and this Joker got to where they are today entirely by strength.

The Joker on the ground got up.

The first thing the Joker did after getting up was to kidnap Natasha.

Not only the Joker was stunned, but Bruce, Natasha, Hawkeye on the helicopter, and Captain America who was fighting with Deathstroke nearby were all stunned.

The clown swore that the female agent looked flustered and her expression changed for a full three seconds as she squeezed out tears. Even a fake three-year-old child could see it.

Bruce didn't see it, he immediately became anxious.

The clown really doesn't understand. If you are afraid of her, there must be a reason to be afraid of her. It's probably that she is too strong or too vicious. But you all know that she is strong and vicious, so why do you think she will really be afraid of someone? Are you panicking about a hijack?

When Bruce yelled at the clown to let Natasha go, the clowns on the balcony laughed angrily at him.

As a result, he discovered that the panic expression on Natasha's face turned out to be true. The clown frowned and looked carefully. He found that this clown with long curly hair was surprisingly powerful.

The Joker has long seen that Natasha is no ordinary person, at least a genetically modified super agent, because her way of exerting power is completely different from ordinary people, she is powerful and experienced. He just saw Natasha break away a little, probably for the sake of acting, but even with such a struggle, the arm holding her did not move at all.

Now it was interesting. The clown raised his eyebrows and thought, a clown with infinite strength but stupidity is really strange.

But what's even more strange is that behind, facing the hostages being held hostage, Bruce didn't choose to negotiate, he just went up and punched them.

What's even more shocking is that the clown and Natasha, who was kidnapped by the clown, all flew out, and the clown on the balcony opened his eyes wide.

He had discovered before that the physical quality of this Batman should be stronger than the one he knew, but he didn't expect it to be so much stronger. Bruce seemed to be exerting no force at all, and the two men opposite him must have weighed more than 300 pounds together.

Captain America rushed forward to catch Natasha who flew out. The Joker got up from the ground and turned around to run. In just a moment, the traces of the gunshot wound on his leg were no longer visible.

The Joker knows his body very well, but he knows very well that he does not have such a self-healing ability, especially a penetrating wound like a gunshot wound, which will take at least several days to heal.

If he had this kind of self-healing ability, Batman could still beat him. He had just broken the bone with his front foot, and it was fully grown before he could even carry it to Arkham.

In addition to his self-healing ability, this clown also ran extremely fast. He could almost catch up with the car when he swung his legs, but Bruce who was chasing him was no ordinary person. He actually ran faster than the clown. Hurry up.

Just when the clown thought that today's farce was about to end with the chase between these two reckless men who only have muscles but no brains, there was only a "bang" sound, a manhole cover at the end of the street flew up, and the clown ran. People are gone.

Bruce braked suddenly to avoid falling, but an extremely burly strange man with crocodile-like stripes and protrusions all over his body jumped out from under the sewer opening.

“Who the hell put the septic lines in here?!!”

Everyone was confused, except for Deathstroke, who turned to look at Deadpool. He looked at Deadpool and asked, "...Is this how you forced Kingpin out?!"

Bruce's spider sense is buzzing.

"run!!!!!!!!!!!"

With a roar, everyone turned around and ran away. The clown was only one step too late, so he saw for the first time what it means to have shit as high as the sky and as thick as a mountain of gold.

The ground next to the small sewer opening was completely cracked, and a huge fountain shot straight into the sky. Also washed out by the fountain was a long-haired clown.

The Joker misses his Batman so much that he wants to cry, he! Why! Be here! Hiding from shit? ! !

Fortunately, the clown's location was the balcony on the second floor. He climbed to the top of the third floor as quickly as possible and jumped between the rooftops to avoid the impending disaster. As a result, Bruce also jumped up and shouted. : "Don't run, I will catch you."

"Can you open your eyes and take a look!!!" The clown ran and roared towards the back: "Am I your clown?!!!"

Just when Bruce was about to continue shouting, the clown saw a bat fighter flying staggeringly towards this side. Now he saw his own Batman's Robin as if he were a relative.

Forget about the disaster of genocide, get me away from this Batman quickly. If I stay with him for one more second, my unwavering love for Batman will be shaken!

Robin on the plane seemed to see the Joker's embarrassment. A ladder was thrown down and the Joker grabbed it. The Bat Fighter took the Joker and disappeared into the sky of the new city.

With a bang, the clown fell into the hangar. Red Robin jumped out of the driver's seat first and walked over to the clown curiously, wanting to see if he was still alive.

The clown lying on the ground jerked up, startling both Red Robin and Red Hood, and they both took a few steps back.

The clown lay down again.

He lay on the ground with one side of his cheek against the floor, and slowly clenched his fists. After a while, he propped up his upper body and sat up. After standing up, he placed one hand on the wing of the Bat Fighter, and the other hand covered his head. With a straight face.

Just when the Robins thought they were going to see that crazy smile again, they heard the Joker sigh in a deeper tone than ever before, almost gritting his teeth.

"Go, call Batman and ask him to come back...immediately! Immediately!!!"

Red Robin blinked in confusion. He was about to say something when the phone hanging on his waist rang.

He pressed the answer button, and the Penguin's roar came from the other side.

"Call Batman!!! Get him back!! NOW!! NOW!!!"

Batman look at them!

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