Fake Eunuch: After the Empress Saw Through It, I Was Reused Every Day

Chapter 96 Get Out of Here!

Soon, the boy who had been waiting outside the door brought up several sets of sieve cups and sieves on a tray.

Xuanyuan Hai casually took a pair and placed it in front of Lin Xing, "Let them learn a lot!"

This sieve cup is just an ordinary gambling tool. What tricks can be played? Never heard of it?

Not to mention Xiong Xiong and the two literati looking at Lin Xing attentively, even the four accompanying women couldn't help but look up curiously.

Lin Xing held a sieve in his hand and quickly gave an overview of how to brag.

"have you understood?"

"I understand."

Xiong Xiong nodded in response.

"But, I don't seem to understand, I don't understand!"

Xuanyuan Hai looked at the two literati with confused expressions and smiled: "Where are you two?"

Hearing this, the two of them were startled, and they both shook their heads subconsciously.

"Well, have you ever heard of it?"

Xuanyuan Hai asked again immediately.

"No, unheard of."

"However, it is difficult to reach the level of elegance. We, the scholars, would not even bother to do such ingenious and obscene tricks."

The scholar who had never spoken said disdainfully.

"Yes, yes, that's right!"

Another literati quickly nodded in agreement, and his expression suddenly became much calmer.

"So, Your Majesty, if this young father-in-law only knows these naughty methods, he cannot be called a talented person."

Are these two guys too drunk, or do they not know the prince's character?

Lin Xing was secretly worried about the two scholars. He didn't even need to look at Xuanyuan Hai's expression to guess that this gentleman would not have a good look on his face.

"Xiao Linzi, this prince said that you are not a talent, so in your opinion, do these two people count as talents?"

Xuanyuan Hai said angrily.

As expected, it can be heard that this man is already unhappy.

"Back to the prince, how can I tell whether these two gentlemen are talented people? However, since the two gentlemen are so favored and respected by the prince, they must be talented people."

In these tactful scenes, Lin Xing just opened his mouth and said it. Regardless of whether he was testing himself or not, he always focused on playing both sides.

"Well said, this prince likes to hear this. As for talents and incompetence, if my prince says yes, it means it, and if he says no, it means he doesn't."

While talking, Xuanyuan Hai glanced at the two people again.

"Two gentlemen, is this the truth?"

"Yes, yes, the Crown Prince is a noble nobleman of the Emperor, so he naturally knows how to judge people."

Both of them nodded without hesitation.

Not too pedantic!

"If that's the case, then there's nothing wrong with this prince saying that Xiao Linzi is a talented person?"

Xuanyuan Hai asked again.

"this……"

Both of them were speechless at the same time.

Want to laugh!

What two idiots, they couldn't jump over such a simple trap.

It can be seen from this that it is true that Xuanyuan Hai is uneducated, but he is definitely not a brainless person.

"What do you want me to ask you?"

Xuanyuan Hai looked unhappy.

Lin Xing could tell that this gentleman was very unhappy with these two people and was deliberately looking for trouble.

"Yes, yes, what the prince said is absolutely true."

"And you?"

Xuanyuan Hai asked another one who didn't speak.

"Yes, talent!"

Both of them finally had no choice but to compromise.

Xuanyuan Hai's face suddenly darkened and he said, "Huh, just you two pig-brained people, I will take you to the Wanhua Tower to have a battle of wits. Don't embarrass me."

"Your Majesty, what are you saying... We are all good at poetry, lyrics, and songs!"

"Get out of here right now"

Xuanyuan Hai slapped the table.

With a loud shout, the two were so frightened that they quickly stood up and ran away.

"Two blind guys are just here to cause trouble for me."

While talking, Xuanyuan Hai picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp, then placed the wine glass heavily on the table.

"You two!"

At Xiong Xiong's signal, the two women next to him stood up hurriedly.

"Your Majesty, please calm down!"

A woman sat next to Xuanyuan Hai and poured wine while the other stood behind him and squeezed his shoulders.

If these women have not undergone strict training, they will not believe it even if they are beaten to death?

"Brother Hai, although these two people don't have your temper, they still have some literary talents. They can at least hold on to the occasion at the Wanhua Tower tomorrow."

Seeing Xuanyuan Hai let out a long sigh of relief, Xiong Xiong said quickly.

"It's better to be alone...it's better than to have those two idiots who are annoying to look at and talk about strange and clever tricks. Who is the most annoying thing for me to hear? I just like to eat, drink and have fun. What's wrong? ?”

"Damn it, I'm not afraid that others will say that I bully two weak scholars..."

After saying that, Xuanyuan Hai waved his hand directly, looking like he regretted not teaching the two of them a lesson.

"Okay, no more talking, Xiao Linzi, come on, let's play!"

"Well, Brother Hai, are you really going to take Xiao Linzi alone tomorrow? How about I find a few more people for you?"

Xiong Xiong said hurriedly.

Obviously, these two people were the ones he was looking for.

"Come on, you, those famous scholars, let alone us, who can be invited to attend such an occasion? I originally thought it was just a show, so as not to let others see the joke. Otherwise, this matter will Will I leave it to you?"

"You're a waste, too. You don't have much ability to find these two, and you're still pretending to be a college student."

"Brother Hai, what are you saying?"

Xiong Xiong curled his lips and sat up straight instantly with a righteous look.

"If you have the ability, you can find it yourself, or ask other brothers to help you do it. Those damn guys, see who will pay attention to you. Only I, Xiong Laowu, am generous and will not snatch women from you!"

"Will I not let you snatch it?"

Xuanyuan Hai said unhappily.

"When has this prince ever bullied you in terms of women? Whoever has the ability can do it. Your father's birthday happens to be tomorrow, and you don't have this blessing. Who can you blame?"

Hearing this, Xiong Xiong curled his lips and looked very helpless.

Xuanyuan Hai smiled, "You found these two useless people. I wanted to punish you with three glasses of wine. Seeing that you are so aggrieved, I will exempt you."

"Is it for you?"

Xiong Xiong looked unlucky.

"Don't say three cups, I'll give you three more cups, I'll drink six cups!"

With that, he picked up the wine glass in front of him and drank it all in one gulp, put it down with a bit of breath, and knocked on the table.

"Pour the wine!"

The woman next to him quickly poured another full cup.

Just like that, Xiong Xiong drank six cups in one breath.

As expected of a wine fairy who claims to be in a wine jar, no matter if it's bragging or not, his momentum is still unambiguous.

"Okay, it's great! As expected of Xiong Laowu, one of the Eight Young Masters of Beijing."

Xuanyuan Hai smiled.

"By the way, Laowu, let's discuss whether we can bring your sister-in-law tomorrow..."

"No, absolutely not!"

Xiong Xiong waved his hand without hesitation.

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