My Pastor, What the Hell Is Acute Gastroenteritis Explosive Surgery?

Chapter 149 Zhixue Zhaoyu? I Want Them All! Single Player Ranking? Instant Kill!

Another day passed, Chen Xiao and Caiji came to Zheng Cheng's house again.

As soon as he entered the door, the rookie shouted: "Brother Cheng, are you ready?"

"What can I prepare for?"

Zheng Cheng said casually and threw a bottle of Budweiser to each of them.

"That's right. If Brother Cheng throws the instant burst of acute gastroenteritis, no one can hold it, hahaha~"

"By the way, have you two signed up for the solo qualifying match?" Zheng Cheng suddenly asked: "This is an opportunity for training and cannot be wasted."

The rookie quickly shook his head and said: "I'd better forget it. This time I have more than 500 points on Radiation Island, which is enough for me to apply for a first-class vocational university."

"It's better not to get embarrassed by doing things like solo qualifying."

Chen Xiao also shook his head and said: "Brother Cheng, I won't participate either. I was admitted to the Northwest Military Academy in advance and will sign up for military training in one month."

"So fast?"

Both of them were a little surprised.

Unexpectedly, Chen Xiao made a decision so quickly and said he would sign up for the military academy, so he went there.

The Northwest Military Academy is the only professional military academy in Qinzhou Province, and it is also one of the three major military academies in the Xia Kingdom!

A fixed number of new professionals are recruited every year, and only main battle professionals with four stars or above are recruited.

Chen Xiao was lucky enough to be admitted to the Northwest Military Academy!

Chen Xiao smiled and said: "I have been mentally prepared for a long time. Didn't I tell you before?"

"Thanks to Brother Cheng this time, although my points in the Radiation Island assessment were only over 480, I still passed the interview at the Northwest Military Academy with the six-star Heart of the Earth gem that Brother Cheng gave me before. and physical examination.”

"I also met Zhu Chengyu that day. That guy seemed to be a lieutenant already. Damn...!"

Zheng Cheng didn't know what to say, so he just picked up the Budweiser and touched it with Chen Xiao.

"Take care, brother!"

After taking a sip of beer, Chen Xiao laughed loudly and said, "Brother Cheng, why are you so sad? I'm going to college, it's not about life and death."

Zheng Cheng smiled calmly and said: "Yes, drink!"

Northwest Military Academy, one of the three major military academies of Xia Kingdom, is located in the northwest of Qinzhou Province.

The number of teachers and students in the school is fixed at more than 80,000 all year round, and most of them are professionals of different stars.

Different from ordinary professional colleges and universities, military professionals from the three major military academies have to enter the corresponding alien battlefields for performance drills since they enter their freshman year!

Fight with aliens!

Even the Northwest Military Academy has a branch in a cave, one of the alien battlefields.

Every year, all students have to go to the Catacombs Branch for training and fight in life and death!

Therefore, the military professionals from the three major military academies are extremely powerful in actual combat.

As for ordinary vocational colleges, except for some special circumstances, only after at least the third year of college are eligible to go to foreign battlefields.

After finishing a bottle of Budweiser in one go, Zheng Cheng suddenly said: "Chen Xiao, why don't we go together? At least we have someone to take care of us."

"Yes, yes, I'll go too!" the rookie shouted quickly: "We are rich and noble, and we are barking at each other! We are..."

"no!"

Chen Xiao immediately shook his head and refused, saying: "Brother Cheng, novice, I know you have good intentions. But entering the military academy is just my dream, and I don't want to drag you down."

"Especially you, Brother Cheng."

"The points you earn on Radiation Island can definitely be used to enter the top ten national universities, especially the Imperial Polytechnic University. Don't waste it."

"It's such a waste to stay at the military academy with me."

"Besides." Chen Xiao chuckled and said, "The Northwest Military Academy only recruits four-star or above main combat professions. Brother Cheng, you are a three-star priest and a rookie, and you are also a three-star poultry druid. It’s not certain whether people will accept it or not.”

"If you want to enter the military academy for the auxiliary profession, you must be at least six stars or above."

"You two should take a rest, hahaha..."

"Fuck! Brother Cheng! This kid actually looks down on us, fuck him!"

"See if I don't beat you until you kneel down and call me daddy today, you will be my daddy!"

"Ah~"

"Spare your life!"

"Who the hell wants to steal my skin?"

Ten minutes later, the three of them finally stopped and lay on the sofa.

"Chen Xiao." Zheng Cheng suddenly said.

"Um?"

"Take care of yourself."

"I know, don't worry, Brother Cheng. I'm an MT. If a foreigner wants to kill me, he has to break my defense, right?"

"Hahaha, that's right, you thick-skinned one..."

"Brother Cheng."

"Um?"

"You have to be careful too."

"What should I be careful about?"

"Of course they are the Fallen and the opponents in the single-player qualifying match." Chen Xiao said: "I heard that Tyrese's kid is completely targeting you for this assessment."

"Therese..."

Zheng Cheng's eyes flashed and he said, "I understand."

The rookie also said: "Brother Cheng, I went to check the application list for this single ranking match. In addition to the ten of you, there are more than thirty people who have chosen to challenge you."

"so little?"

Zheng Cheng was surprised and said that in the past few years, at least two to three hundred people would sign up for every individual ranking assessment, just to compete for the top ten in the Qinzhou Province College Entrance Examination.

Unexpectedly, it’s only this year?

The rookie chuckled and said, "This year is different from previous years. There are only three nine-star professions, and the rest are all eight-star!"

"Especially your brother Cheng, few people can withstand the instant outbreak of acute gastroenteritis. With such a fierce reputation, who dares to challenge you?"

"It is you who caused the number of challengers to drop sharply this year!"

Zheng Cheng asked: "Besides the ten of us, who do you think has a chance?"

When asked here, Cai Ji suddenly sat up and said with a twinkling eye: "Yes!"

"The freshmen who can choose to challenge among you perverts are all very capable, all of them are seven-star professionals!"

"Three of them are the strongest, and their points on Radiation Island are only lower than the ten of you."

Chen Xiao also sat up: "Who are they?"

"The first one is Zhao Wujun! A freshman at the Affiliated Middle School of the Chang'an City Garrison Army, a seven-star professional sub-dragon knight, with a Tyrannosaurus as a mount, very strong in close combat."

"Zhao Wujun?"

Chen Xiao suddenly said : "I know him. He is a classmate of Zhu Chengyu. I didn't expect him to join the challenge."

"That's right." said the rookie: "After all, the top ten have a lot of rewards. He has confirmed that he will join the Northwest Military Academy, but no one would complain about having too many treasures, right?"

"And I heard that as long as they rush into the top ten in the single-player ranking assessment, the military will grant different ranks and rewards based on their ranking and strength!"

Zheng Cheng nodded and said: "What else?"

"Yang Chenguang, also from the military academy's affiliated middle school, his profession is a seven-star hidden profession, the natural scout."

"I heard that he can be invisible in any form of map, so as to kill the target with one blow."

"Natural scout?"

"I haven't heard of it..."

"Is he also Zhu Chengyu's classmate?"

Zheng Cheng and Chen Xiao were surprised. They didn't expect that there were so many powerful people in the military academy's affiliated middle school?

Rookie shrugged and said, "I don't know the details, but as far as I know, all the teammates who went to Radiation Island with Zhu Chengyu that day participated in this single-player ranking assessment!"

"There is one last person, named Li Siyu. His profession is a seven-star ice mage."

"Is he also from the military academy?"

"This one is not." Rookie shook his head and said, "But he is very good at ice magic, especially control-type ice magic. I heard that he once played the normal difficulty Fire Rat's Nest alone."

"Fire Rat's Nest?"

The two looked at each other in surprise. They are familiar with this dungeon!

"Oh, there is another person, I almost forgot."

"Who?"

"Jiang Muyun!" Rookie said, "She was teleported out in advance like us when she was on Radiation Island. Her points are not as good as your ten."

"But she is also very strong. This time the goal is to be in the top ten."

"Jiang Muyun..."

In Zheng Cheng's mind, a girl wearing a white gauze skirt, a light gauze on her head, a lotus flower on her forehead, and a princess cut hairstyle immediately appeared.

And...

The words that Song Chaoyu said.

Oedipus complex?

Is this true or not?

Rookie suddenly said: "By the way, Brother Cheng, which university do you want to apply for?"

"The Imperial Capital, right?" Zheng Cheng said casually: "I don't care. Under normal circumstances, I will be admitted to the Imperial Capital Higher Vocational University, but you also know that my professional star rating is only three stars. Who knows if there will be any accidents in the middle."

"The Imperial Capital Higher Vocational University, the lowest admission professional star rating is also six stars or above!"

"Brother Cheng, I believe you, you will definitely be admitted!"

"Me too."

Rookie hesitated and said: "Brother Xiao stays in Chang'an City, Brother Cheng wants to go to the Imperial Capital, or I will stay in Chang'an City too."

"Don't."

Chen Xiao immediately shook his head and said: "You still Follow Brother Cheng to the capital. You have a high score, and you are the only professional poultry druid. With this, you can get into a good university in the capital..."

The rookie smiled bitterly and said, "I don't know whether you are insulting me or praising me..."

"Okay!"

Zheng Cheng slapped him and said, "Don't think too much. No matter which university you go to, we are brothers, right!"

"Not bad!"

"Brother Cheng is right!"

"Go!"

"Go!"

...

Time soon came to the day of the single-player ranking assessment. Zheng Cheng, Yao Zhixue, and Song Chaoyu, led by Teacher Gao Yang, came to the Professional Union Square very early.

"Don't be nervous later, the three of you!"

"This opportunity is hard-won, you must cherish it..."

"You must take it seriously, play at your normal level, and strive to maintain the top ten!"

"School teachers, principals, and classmates are all waiting for your good news..."

Gao Yang chattered all the way, and the three of them were almost tired of hearing his ears.

Zheng Cheng said helplessly: "Old Gao, can you take a break? You've been talking for a long time, isn't your mouth tired?"

"What? I'm not tired."

Gao Yang shook his head and said: "There are fewer people challenging this year, it may be over in one day, you must not be nervous then..."

Song Chaoyu smiled sweetly and said: "Teacher Gao, I'm thirsty, can you buy us some mineral water?"

"Buy water?"

Gao Yang said quickly: "I'll go now, wait a moment!"

Gao Yang squeezed out of the crowd and bought water for the three people.

Song Chaoyu sighed and said: "Alas, I finally tricked Old Gao away, it's too long-winded!"

Yao Zhixue said coldly: "Teacher Gao is also for our good, aren't you afraid of hurting his heart by doing this?"

"Sad?"

Song Chaoyu smiled and said, "He's so happy, how can he be sad?"

"By the way, Big Ice Cube, I'm going to challenge you today, be careful!"

"Big Ice Cube..."

What the hell is this nickname?

Yao Zhixue's forehead twitched, and she really wanted to slap her face with ice chips.

"By the way, Zheng Cheng, have you decided on the school you apply for?" Song Chaoyu suddenly came to Zheng Cheng and asked nervously.

"The Imperial Capital."

"The Imperial Capital..."

Song Chaoyu's tone was a little sad: "What a pity."

Her identity was special, and the Night Watch had already stipulated that she could not leave Chang'an City, let alone go to the Imperial Capital to go to college!

She glared at Yao Zhixue fiercely again: "Humph! You're lucky, Big Ice Cube!"

Yao Zhixue squeezed her little hand hidden in her sleeves again, resisting the desire to fight.

Zheng Cheng hurriedly said: "Okay, the competition is about to start, let's go first."

Holding one in each hand, they walked towards the ring.

Yao Zhixue's body was shocked at first, and she followed obediently.

Song Chaoyu followed closely, not caring about the eyes of the people around him.

"Fuck! Two goddesses, who is that boy? Damn, he is so lucky!"

"Zheng Cheng! Zheng Cheng from No. 12 Middle School, damn, I really want to challenge him!"

"If you can withstand his acute gastroenteritis instant burst technique, go challenge him."

"Fuck..."

The crowd was still bustling in the square.

There were ten huge arenas in the middle.

Each arena was two hundred meters long and wide, covering an area of ​​​​Aurora.

This was a rule made to allow remote professionals to have a more suitable casting distance.

Otherwise, when a remote professional and a melee professional compete, the melee professional will rush to the front of the remote professional with a charge, which is too unfair.

Therefore, in each competition and assessment, the area of ​​the arena must be more than four thousand square meters to leave enough suitable casting distance for the remote professional.

In the center of the square, there was also a host announcing loudly.

"Classmates, audience friends, the annual single-player ranking competition for the joint college entrance examination for freshmen professionals is about to begin!"

"Please ask the top ten professionals in the assessment to step onto their respective stages!"

Amid the host's announcement and the noisy cheers and discussions, Zheng Cheng nodded to the two women and said, "Be careful!"

"Yes."

"Don't worry."

The three of them separated, and Zheng Cheng and Yao Zhixue went forward to the No. 1 and No. 2 stages.

Song Chaoyu went back and walked towards the No. 7 stage.

Zheng Cheng rubbed the palm of his right hand that was pinched red by Song Chaoyu, his eyes full of helplessness.

"Zheng Cheng."

Yao Zhixue suddenly called Zheng Cheng.

"Hmm? What's wrong?"

"What do you think of me and Chao Yu?"

"What do you mean?"

"Which one do you choose, me or Chao Yu?"

"Uh... this, multiple choice?"

"Are there any questions?"

"Can I choose more than one?"

"You..."

Yao Zhixue was so angry that she gritted her teeth and said, "No!"

Zheng Cheng said helplessly, "Then I won't choose anything..."

"No!"

"Then you are going to..."

"Wait until I go to the alien battlefield..."

As soon as the voice fell, Yao Zhixue came to her own ring and turned to the ring.

On the No. 3 ring next to her, Zhu Chengyu waved at him: "Zheng Cheng, hurry up and get on the stage! Wait for me, I will challenge you in person later!"

Zheng Cheng's mouth twitched, and he turned around and stepped onto his No. 1 ring.

"Twelve seconds guy, you can catch up with me first..."

"Brother Zheng Cheng! Brother Zheng Cheng! Come on!"

"Come on!"

Outside the ring, Li Jiao was waving at him frantically, her pretty face full of excitement.

Zheng Cheng subconsciously glanced in the direction of Yao Zhixue, and was greeted by a pair of cold, deadly eyes, which frightened him and he turned around quickly.

"Fuck..."

"Damn, women are troublesome, what's the point of talking about love!"

"Dear audience, our new professional joint college entrance examination assessment single ranking competition will begin soon!"

On the high platform, the host's voice rang again.

"First, let me explain the rules of the single-player ranking competition for the joint college entrance examination for new professionals in advance!"

"The top ten professionals will become defenders."

"The other new professionals who sign up for the challenge will compete in actual combat according to the registration time and the defenders they want to challenge."

"The winner stays, and the loser leaves!"

"Each challenger can only choose one defender to challenge, and once the defender fails, he is also eligible to challenge other defenders, but there are only two challenge opportunities!"

"The winning challenger will automatically become the defender and will no longer accept new challengers!"

"After each competition, there will be a ten-minute break!"

"Now, all challengers, please enter...!"

Under the announcement of the host, more than 30 challengers entered one by one and came to the stage of the defender they chose.

"It's coming, it's coming!"

"Single-player ranking competition! Real-life PK between new professionals, hahaha..."

"Fuck! Why are there so few people participating in the single-player ranking competition this year? More than 30 people."

"This year, there are quite a lot of high-star professionals in Qinzhou Province. The top ten in the points ranking are all eight-star professionals, and there is also a pervert. Everyone knows that they can't beat him, so there are fewer people challenging him..."

"Pervert? Which pervert?"

"A pervert who can make people have diarrhea!"

"I know. I heard that on Radiation Island, the nine-star Zhu Chengyu and the eight-star Terris lasted less than ten seconds, and the strongest nine-star Qin Zheng only lasted twelve seconds!"

"Fuck... It's really perverted!"

"Fuck... Look at the ring... There are more than 30 challengers, but no one chooses Zheng Cheng!"

"Fuck... It's true!"

On the ring, Zheng Cheng's face was also a little strange.

As the people around him said, there were more than 30 challengers, but there was not even one person under his ring!

A cool breeze blew, and a pile of dust was rolled up.

Zheng Cheng subconsciously looked back. Wow, there were challengers lined up on all the other nine rings.

Yao Zhixue, the closest ring No. 2, had three people.

Zhu Chengyu, the third ring, had three people.

Qin Zheng, the fourth ring, had two people.

Terris, the fifth ring, had seven people, the largest number of people in front of the ring among all the defenders.

He was so angry that he started cursing on the ring.

The remaining five people, Bai Jingqi, Song Chaoyu, Hao Zhao, Li Mei and Yang Haoran, were on the remaining rings from No. 6 to No. 10. There were three or five people in front of each ring.

"Please come on stage, all referees!"

After a sound of announcement, a professional in a robe slowly walked up to Zheng Cheng's ring.

He also looked at Zheng Cheng alone on the ring with a confused look.

What's going on? Where is the challenger?

"Senior, this..."

The coach restrained his expression and said, "My name is Bai Shi, you can call me Lao Bai."

"Teacher Bai."

Zheng Cheng nodded. He would not be stupid enough to really call him Lao Bai.

Bai Shi said, "This is the first time I have encountered such a situation. So, don't open the protective formation for now. Wait until someone comes to challenge you..."

"Okay, Teacher Bai..."

The two stood on the ring, one on the left and one on the right, watching the ring competition next to them with interest.

Especially Yao Zhixue, who was closest to them.

The first challenger was Li Siyu, the ice and snow mage mentioned by Caiji before!

On the No. 2 ring, Li Siyu nodded very gentlemanly and said, "Hello, classmate Yao Zhixue, please give me more advice."

"Yes."

Yao Zhixue nodded indifferently, and Li Siyu's mouth twitched, but he still held it back.

He stretched out his hand and swung it, and a frosty white staff that was more than one person tall appeared in his hand.

"Be careful, classmate Yao Zhixue!"

Around the ring, outside the isolation belt, there were also crowds of people watching the excitement.

Especially in front of the three beauties Yao Zhixue, Song Chaoyu, and Li Mei.

After all, if it is a real person competition, how can a stinky man be as good-looking as a beautiful girl?

"It's about to start!"

"Yao Zhixue VS Li Siyu, who will win?"

"It must be Yao Zhixue, is there any need to think about it?"

"Nine stars vs. seven stars, even a fool knows who will win!"

"Not necessarily... Li Siyu is a seven-star hidden profession Ice and Snow Rage Mage, very strong, there is a certain chance of winning!"

"Yes, the bet on Li Siyu to win is 1:65.5! Damn..."

"Take a chance, a bicycle turns into a motorcycle...!"

In the middle of the two, the referee saw this and said, "Are you two ready?"

"Ready!"

"Yes!"

"Then let's start...!"

As soon as the voice fell, Li Siyu slammed the giant staff in his hand to the ground.

With a "bang", the earth shook violently, and a large group of frost breath suddenly swept up, spreading to a radius of more than ten meters with him as the center.

At the same time, three frost-white teleportation arrays lit up, and three tall figures slowly rose from them.

Ice and Snow Troll!

The figures that appeared in front of everyone were three ice trolls with frosty white skin, taller than normal people!

After seeing the three ice trolls being summoned by him, Li Siyu breathed a sigh of relief.

"With the protection of the ice trolls, I can cast spells with peace of mind. As long as I..."

"Boom...!"

Before the voice fell, a huge blizzard suddenly hit in the distance, and he and the three ice trolls were all covered in it.

The blizzard blew his thin figure back continuously.

His clothes also rustled.

He quickly grabbed the staff and stabilized his body.

"Damn... Such a fast casting speed, how can this blizzard come so fast..."

You know, the distance between the two is more than a hundred meters away.

How can it be so fast!

"Go! Hold her back for me!"

Li Siyu shouted, and the three ice trolls also grabbed the mace and rushed towards Yao Zhixue in the wind and snow.

After running a few meters, the three icy trolls that were running wildly slowed down.

They were blown back by the blizzard and crawled on the ground with difficulty.

Behind them, Li Siyu was holding the staff tightly with both hands.

Not to mention chanting spells, it was even difficult to stabilize his body.

"Boom...!"

Another gust of wind came and hit Li Siyu hard.

"Ah...!"

He screamed and was blown off the ring along with the three icy trolls.

The corner of the mouth of the referee of the second ring twitched, and he raised his right hand and said: "The winner of the second ring... Yao Zhixue!"

"Wow...!"

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