This Heavenly Master Is Not Serious

An opportunity, Traveling between the two worlds. From then on, wealth and prosperity...

【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star. Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself. After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild. The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help! Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious! The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute! Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery! The squirrel's storage room was looted. Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat. The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits! Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out. In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down. Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling. Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing! … Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! ! Director: I told you, there is no script! Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show! After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you. Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing. Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

When Bai Mufan opened his eyes, he found that the whole world had changed! The concept of men and women in this world is reversed, women are respected, it is normal for women to go out to earn money to support their families, and men even aim to become a househusband in life! The most frightening thing is that Bai Mufan also found that there is an extra boyboy system in his brain, clamoring all day long to make him the world’s number one boyboy! Bai Mufan was angry. “Even if I, Bai Mufan, am ugly and can’t find a wife for the rest of my life, I definitely won’t be a badass!”

The perfect special effect is on the line, please take a side.

Easy, entertaining and funny story: all-round artist + funny + many women + variety show + face slapping + singing + acting... Zhong Mo just traveled to Blue Star and was participating in the variety show "Star Career Challenge", but he was facing a hell mode where he could be beaten at any time. Fresh meat? Sissy? Can't sing or dance? The entertainment supreme macho system teaches you how to be a man in minutes. "Ding, host strength +200!" "Ding, host gets two titanium alloy kidneys!" "Ding, host gets 8% of Jiali Company's shares!" "Ding, host gets a marriage contract!" ... Zhong Mo looked at the five beautiful fiancées in front of him, all of whom were popular in the entertainment industry, and cried to his cousin Da Mimi in the distance: "I am kind, but the system insists on arranging marriages."

Yang Yiqi's Galaxy Technology System relied on the system's reward funds to acquire shares of Qingtian Technology, and slapped the rich second generation in the face, gaining a former beautiful CEO assistant. Through a piece of black technology, a super business empire has been achieved. One hundred million? That's my pocket money for a minute.

The girlfriend cheated and was driven away by the company. The rent was due and there was no money to pay, so he could only rent with two strange women. My ancestors accumulated virtue, and I gained the ability to arrange Feng Shui. I am going to start all over again, playing rock gambling, mixing stocks, buying my old club with money… Does anyone know how to do it? Waiting online, very anxious!

I want Hollywood to be the Hollywood I want – Lancelot Strelow His life was full of ups and downs, rebellious, and brilliant. No one can deny his excellence. With hundreds of millions of box office in his left hand and countless trophies in his right, even the most critical film critics have to lower their heads, let alone It is said that countless movie fans all over the world worship him, leaving an indelible mark in this era. But, he is a bastard. He is a complete jerk, he relies on Hollywood to become famous, but he is a rebel in Hollywood, his disgusting personality makes him the public enemy of the entire Hollywood, he unscrupulously impacts everyone’s bottom line, and he stimulates everyone unrestrainedly With his nerves, he lightly challenged everyone’s authority, and his unrestrained talent was like a nightmare from which he would never wake up. However, no one could refuse him. You can only avoid falling in love with him if you completely loathe him – The New York Times

"Ding, congratulations to the host for leapfrogging and killing the Beast King. The reward will increase tenfold, and he will gain immortality and a level of cultivation!" Listening to the system prompts in his mind, Qin Yang looked at the big cockroach that he had just trampled to death with a confused look on his face. "Alert! A beast king-level star beast has been discovered. Please run away quickly, otherwise you will die without a complete body!" Qin Yang looked at the little purple spider in front of him, with a big question mark hanging on his forehead. Do you call this thing the Beast King? In the library, Qin Yang was reading a book when a little girl walked in. "Ding, the Empress' aura has been detected. Please kowtow to the master immediately. The future is bright!" Qin Yang looked at the young girl in front of him who was reading a book seriously, his expression a little stiff. I'm afraid there's something seriously wrong with this system!

Back to 2014. Don't understand real estate. Don't understand stocks. Don't understand bitcoin. Don't know how to manage money. Don't understand the board of directors. What should I do if I have only watched TV series, watched movies, talked about variety shows, and watched short videos?

Item: Eagle spreading its wings! Introduction: Things abandoned by the Tang Dynasty, made by Tang Yin in his spare time... Completeness: 20% Repair requires wealth: 50W. —— Chen Muyu, an ordinary rag collector, thought that his life was destined to be ordinary. Unexpectedly, a Myriad World Waste Collection Station came to his mind inexplicably. From then on, the world became different...

The general public loves it, film critics hate it… Duke is such a director. His blockbuster movies have dazzling fast editing, endless blasting and fighting, and 200% audio-visual enjoyment, which always stimulates the audience’s adrenaline without limit. The critics disliked him, “Duke doesn’t care about your soul! He is a sadist! Madly abuses your eyes and ears!” “I work as hard as I can, and I’m very happy to see that audiences except the critics like this movie. Then let us ignore those critics. I make movies to make the audience like it.” Duke So Said. This is a director who injected a dose of male hormones into men all over the world. He is known as a man born when a comet hit the earth. Some people love him, some hate him, but no one can ignore him.