What Kind of Job Does Such a Dish Play? Go Home and Raise Pigs

What Kind Of Job Does Such A Dish Play? Go Home And Raise Pigs

这么菜打什么职业?回家养猪去吧

Author:Xiang Tian Kai(想天开)
Genres: Game
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"Player Xu Ruoguang, may I ask when you were playing top laner in omg, you often scolded uzi and got kicked, is there such a thing?"

"No, absolutely not."

"Player Xu Ruoguang, is it true that you forced faker to substitute Hou Ye to match you after joining SKT?"

"Oh, is that permissible?"

"Player Xu Ruoguang, you told Smeb to see a psychiatrist, is this always true?"

"fakenews!"

Xu Ruoguang put on an inscrutable smile and played the accordion.

"Player Xu Ruoguang, I heard that you often put pressure on Ah Shui to make him train crazily every day. In the interview, he said that he was stunned by the dog. Is this always true?"

"Hehe, it's all fake."

He is the recognized pressure kid in the league.

He is the "traitor" top laner who won the championship after leaving the LCK

He is a stress monster who will curse at lazy dogs every now and then.

But the elegant and easy-going Xu Ruoguang was really wronged.

Who calls the system he binds called the pressure system?

"What kind of job is such a dish? Go home and raise pigs!"

Looking at the young contestant with a pig's liver face, Xu Ruoguang nodded in satisfaction, and he saved another lost boy.

Little contestant: Can you eat pancakes? Old stuff, your resin 666!
Genres: Game

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