Pirates Make Memes: Get Eight Magic Skills At The Beginning

Become Harry's cousin, the original author's designated Muggle. Brother Xun has a good saying: "Merlin closes a door for you and opens a window for you." After getting a weird mage system... Merlin opened the skylight over Dudley's head... well, maybe Merlin lifted the roof off Dudley's house. Dudley Dursley: "Listen, I'm not what you think, I'm a spellcaster!" Under the moonlight, Dudley twisted his waist and put on a strange posture, and a BGM sounded behind him: "Okay, I have a showdown. I admit that wizards have limits, so I don't want to be a wizard anymore! Potter!" "System, if you do this again, I will learn the seventy-two changes and become a Super Saiyan." This book is also known as "The God of Physics", "Anything but Magic", "Actually I Can Magic", "I'm Really Not Harry Merlin". There are already three completed works with one million words, and one completed work with two million words, which are guaranteed. Please rest assured to collect them.

"Let the nuclear warhead fly for a while first." "How did you become that wretched and despicable silver fox Foxy? Let's find a way to get plastic surgery first!" PS: The author only wrote novels, and knows about Hammer One Piece.

The immortal gods fell in the dusk, and the civilization of elven magic and goblin technology also disappeared in the long river of history. Millions of years have passed, and with the tide of fate surging again, these former greats who are dead but not stiff once again open their eyes in the abyss, greedily peeking at this vibrant world. On this day, Rodhart from another world became a pioneer noble. Fight against the wilderness race, resist the conspiracy of the imperial nobles behind him, explore the ancient ruins buried in the dust of history, when he finally thinks he has enough power to protect himself, looking back, he finds that he has come to the highest peak of this world step by step. ps: You can also read without obstacles even if you have not played Mount and Blade games

Su Qi suddenly discovered one day that he could see Easter eggs. Not only can you get information, but you can also get hidden rewards through special actions. While everyone was running away from the female ghost, Su Qi had already laid out a candlelight dinner and had a pleasant chat with her. [Obtain a hat from her husband. After throwing it, it can automatically track the enemy and cause mental shock to the enemy] When zombies swarmed the streets and everyone was still holding axes and kitchen knives, Su Qi was already cleaning the neighborhood with a stereo in his left hand and a heavy-fire machine gun in his right hand. [In my BGM, no one can beat me] This is the abyss, the source of collapse where worlds fall into fear and despair. This is also a paradise, where countless people come and go, frantically pursuing the footsteps of the gods. The mythical epics of the past have been written in magnificent ways. Until Suki arrived. He took out a mop, soaked it with the blood of the god he had just knocked unconscious, and wrote seven characters on this epic poem. "The Paradise of the Abyss does not breed idlers."

Hagoromo Genzuki traveled to the world of Naruto and became a big figure in the ninja world due to his own efforts. It wasn't until one day that the newly listed Five Kage unethically teamed up to attack him, and the system finally appeared, saying it could help him counterattack and become the strongest in the ninja world. only...... Hagoromo Xuanyue, who was about to attack the Five Shadows, looked silently at the first task released by the system. [The Ninja School’s counterattack begins! Ask the host to defeat your classmate, Uzumaki Naruto. 】 "System, do you know what year it is today?" 【Konoha 60 Years】 "It's Konoha Year 2! There's something wrong with your system!" ... Several years later, Hagoromo Genzuki opened his eyes again, standing on the roof of the Chunin Examination, looking at the Third Hokage in front of him as if facing a formidable enemy, the corner of his mouth curled up slightly: “Although it’s decades early, we’ve finally arrived.”

False ninja: He went to ninja school at the age of six, entered Anbu at the age of eleven, devoted himself to death at the age of twenty-one, and became the nourishment of the leaves. A real ninja: idle around, catch fish at work, clock in and leave work, do tasks without working hard, proficient in fishing and health preservation. False Hokage: full marks for mouth, ninja world in heart. The real Hokage: One mouthful is scary, and one foot is a big tube! ————— This book is also known as "Hokage 955", "The Kizaru General Who Never Works Overtime", "Salary Determines My Fighting Power", "I Want to Be the Man of Hokage"...

In the year 1340 of the Shire calendar, there was still one year before the Lonely Mountain Expedition set out. At this time, the wizard had not yet visited the Shire, Thorin was still wandering, and the dragon was sleeping in the mountains... This year, a human with the MC system came to Middle-earth. So the high wall fortress was built overnight, and the golden wheat fields were endless. The legend of the cube wizard spread in the wilderness. Many years later, when the orc army was at the gates of the city, looking up at the infinite water pouring down from the sky, they were silent. "Is this not playable?"

[Abuse Tang San and Yu Xiaogang! 】 Huo Feng traveled through the Douluo Continent and was still in the Holy Soul Village with Tang San. Happy to awaken the Heaven Sacrifice System, all things can be sacrificed! [Novice mission, sacrifice to Tang San! 】 [Reward Martial Spirit: Dugu Nine Swords! 】 "System, I have a pretty good relationship with Tang San. You're like this..." "You have to pay more!" [Additional reward: Innate full soul power! 】 "Beautiful, I like it!" [Main mission: Sacrifice the Shrek Seven Monsters! 】 Tang San sacrificed to heaven, his magic power was boundless, and his innate soul power was full! Sacrifice Xiao Wu, feedback charm value +99, fall madly in love! Sacrifice Ning Rongrong and obtain a permanent auxiliary buff halo! … 【Ding! The hidden mission is triggered, sacrifice Yu Xiaogang! 】 "What? There's a hidden mission?!"

Traveling back to the Akatsuki organization in the Yahiko period, Byakuya originally wanted to run away as soon as possible to avoid becoming a victim of Pain's birth, but unexpectedly obtained a system bound to the Akatsuki organization. As long as the Akatsuki organization develops and grows, he can obtain system rewards. In order to prevent the Akatsuki organization from being destroyed by the group, Bai Ye had to start to guide the development of the Akatsuki organization and let the Akatsuki organization embark on a completely different path. When Hanzo and Danzo teamed up to kill the Akatsuki organization, they were surprised to find that the Akatsuki organization actually had the power to overthrow the Amegakure Village. Many years later, the five major nations suddenly discovered that the Akatsuki organization had quietly subverted the entire ninja world and became the uncrowned king of the ninja world. None of this can be separated from the man hiding deep in the Akatsuki organization.

(This book is also known as "Who asked him to learn magic!" "You call this magic?" "This is very mysterious" "The crooked student at the Magic Academy" and "Approaching Magic") A survey found that more than half of the authors of fantasy novels don’t understand magic at all! As a popular science book, this book will lead readers to enter the magic academy from the perspective of the protagonist Russell, appreciate the elegance of witchcraft education in the 21st century, correctly understand the modern world of occultism, and establish a scientific understanding of witchcraft in the new century. The story of the novel takes place in the magic academy, and the background is rooted in the 21st century and has rich background characteristics of the times. The writing is humorous and humorous, making people laugh. ———— The power system of this book: First grade (ordinary), second grade (elite), third grade (strong), fourth grade (powerful), fifth grade (legendary)

When the boy's soul combines with the newborn Pluto, the new Hades is born, embarking on a completely different development path from the original story. Under the guidance of the Demon Star, break the seal, break the shackles, set foot on the underworld to take back everything that belongs to you, retrieve the Demon Star, create the Underworld, defeat the Titan King Cronus, and become the new Pluto! Seven monarchs, seventy-two demon gods, 108 underworld warriors, Anubis, hell demon... The new Hades, the new underworld, has just begun.

In the dark mist of chaotic gotham, he’s the crimson devil bring the blood,he is sin! For lost mutants, his new force rise, he is stubborn! In the conflict of shield and hydra, he is the sword cut in the war, he is firm! Admired, detested, praised, cursed, some love him, other hate him. His heart is just like trenchant blade he held, never hesitate, never vacillate, never fluctuate, who can defeat a men like this? Welcome to, the story of the overlord.