I’m Actually A Bigshot

Here’s the thing. The big demon Baiju, who was invited down the mountain by the Demon Management Bureau, was very satisfied with the guardian assigned to him. He was tall and had long legs, with a clean face and a calm temperament. He also cooked well. And although there was always a strange murmurs from his heart, it wasn’t a big deal. The only thing that puzzled him was that this human seemed to like to play with his white hair. Xiao Yao, renown for his elite untouchable presence, with his face buried in dog fur: Hey.

A collection of short stories featuring non-humans! (Six novels that can be read independently with very different styles, just pick your favorite and read along.) ① The King’s Pearl. Jiang Mian was adopted as a child by a professor whose life revolved around researching mermaids. After his father dies, Jian Mian is the sole person with this secretive research. When the research institute captures a ferocious mermaid, Jiang Mian becomes the only one who can get close enough to the imprisoned creature. ② A God’s Marriage. When there’s no longer something to guard, the guardian gods will dissipate between heaven and earth. The sea otter was the guardian god worshipped by the Ice Sea people, but the new era was also full of new gods, and in the ancient sea otter clan, only one particularly large and white sea otter remained. The big albino sea otter lived alone, wandered alone, and waited for the fated finale to come. Until one day, on the beach, it found a living sacrifice intended for a new god, covered in bruises. The great sea otter: a wild pup from the sky! Now mine, quickly tucked away. ③ Dark Sky Sanctuary. Yu Mengzhou is a professional horse farrier. He was born to be close to horses, and all the horses whose hooves he had repaired would put their big heads into his arms to be pampered. Until one day, Yu Mengzhou suddenly fell into a new world. The demonic war horses of the other world were huge and lofty, with black flames burning around them, and the lords of the herd had just started a rebellion, tearing and devouring their former riders, and sizing up the frail humans who had fallen from the sky, baring their fierce fangs – Yu Mengzhou stared at the warhorse lord studded with th**ny bone thorns hooves, hesitated and spoke in a whisper, “Do you need to fix your hoof? Experience price… can be free of charge.” ④ Utopia. Gu Xingqiao did not want to live. He was demoralized and lost everything, and there was no other sorrow or joy in this life. He finally fell into a disused battleship of unknown centuries. After thousands of years of wandering and silence in the universe, the abyssal battleship finally found fresh prey again. He wanted to torture him, give him hope and then mercilessly deprived of all, He wanted to make the other party wail, cry, scream in despair! He … […Uh, why don’t you run away?] Gu Xingqiao: “Why, silly?” ⑤ The Sepernt of Pharisee. Male Echidna x persistent human painter ⑥ Inquire Here. Dragon carrying the evil of all worlds x human royal son who was sacrificed One sentence synopsis: I love you, beyond the stars. Intention: Love transcends everything.

There once existed an honorable founder of this panguan school of cultivation. His reputation was illustrious, but nowadays nobody dared to mention him. Even if they did, all they said was, “He met a miserable end.” Only Wen Shi still abided by the rules. Every day, he would pay respects to the founder’s ferocious, colorful portrait, but because of that he ended up summoning a sickly tenant. The tenant stood in front of the portrait and asked, “Who drew this?” Wen Shi: “Me.” Don’t ask. If you do, you’ll just end up feeling touched.

As soon as Gao Yan came back from vacation in his hometown, he found that there was an eight-handed wooden evil Guanyin in his suitcase that could not be thrown away. The moment he stepped out of the temple, Gao Yan fell into the Guan Luo Yin scene. A prompting in his ears spoke: Welcome to the game of the gods~ First, please be sure to obey the words of the gods. Second, the latest red hot post on the top read: Shock! The whereabouts of Chu Suibi, the only person in the world who passed the main god-level difficulty, is unknown. According to insiders, Chu Suibi is chasing his wife. Yes, you have read that right, that old dog forced Chu Suibi to have a wife! Gao Yan, who has never involved himself with worldly matters, meets Chu Suibi, someone who is too keen to break the rules. Gao Yan: I am a good person. Chu Suibi: Me too. God: Bullshit!!!

Ying Junchu, a big business man, the richest man in the world, with a peerless appearance, perfect skills, and an unrestrained favorite. A media interview. Q: Why is Mr. Ying so keen on business? Answer: Earn money to support your family. Q: What does Mr. Ying think about Zhao’s plagiarism of Young Master Ling’s work? A: It’s getting cold, and the Zhao family should go out of business. Q: What is Mr. Ying’s plan for the future development of Dixia Group? A: According to the family’s preference. ………… The interviewer flips the table (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻ It means that they are serious business media, not a show of affection!

Have you heard? There’s a certain kind of person in this world, who, even without any substantial contact, and with just a flash of thought, can discern a lot. Their eyes have the ability to penetrate through to the past, to clarify the present and to break the veil of the future. They can see what you see through your eyes, smell what you smell through your nose, taste what you taste through your tongue, and can even perceive what you think through your heart. This kind of a person is called—a psychic. A story about the awakening of a ‘guabi’, who is merely plodding through life, from his deep slumber. (*guabi, a slang term, meaning ‘dead idiot’ = people who are penniless and jobless)

In an apocalyptic world where a highly corrosive fog has been decimating cities and causing huge numbers of casualties, citizens live in a constant state of panic and worry. With the government struggling to prevent further tragedies, it was difficult for people to carry on with hope when they’re uncertain about their own futures. Ye Zhao is blessed with an uncanny ability to sense when this fog will appear. He uses this skill to alert his friends, Luo Xiaochen and Xia Zhiming, and those who will listen to his advice online. A life saved lives on for another day, and with Ye Zhao’s ‘sixth sense’ guiding them through the chaos, the three have been able to evade the worst of the fog and keep their little lives intact till now. Sometimes, it really helps when you have a friend who is even more reliable than the weatherman… However, amongst all the chaos, Ye Zhao slowly realizes that his senses are becoming more and more sensitive. He was seeing things that normal people couldn’t see, hearing things that normal people couldn’t hear…What is this? Is he slowly going crazy? To add the cherry on top of his chaotic life, he is unexpectedly reunited with his old flame, Nie Renyan, when Luo Xiaochen finds him lying unconscious near his apartment building. Once tight lovers, and now practically strangers, Ye Zhao finds himself with many questions and the burning urge to strangle the man who broke his heart by suddenly vanishing from his life. Why did you leave? Where did you go? Why did you show your face after all these years? With Nie Renyan’s opportune reappearance which only creates more questions than answers, Ye Zhao suddenly finds himself embroiled in a mystery that involves a world beyond his wildest imagination. What are these fantastical beasts? What does this have to do with the fog and with Ye Zhao himself? Nie Renyan, just what the hell are you?!

This was one of the greatest discoveries in archeological history, and when everything gets revealed, it might turn history upside down. Qin Cheng followed his professor to Xi’an, where the buried treasuries of a tomb have been covered up for thousands of years. Then, strange and inexplicable events began to happen…. Every nerve of the archeologist trembled in excitement and fear, however, he was even more stunned when the sarcophagus suddenly opened, revealing an Emperor, who lived a thousand years ago, “sleeping” inside. After that, his own heart remained there too……

Wen Jianyan was a fraudster that was best at deceiving people. One day, he was suddenly forced to become a novice anchor in the Nightmare live broadcast room. Wen Jianyan: “…..” A newcomer became the most-watched anchor because he was too good at deceiving people. He lied to his teammates to deceive the audience and NPCs. He could deceive people as well as ghosts. Sooner or later this guy will overturn! There were more and more spectators who were gloating with schadenfreude, looking forward for that day. But…why was the mission in this live room getting more and more strange? 【Senior achor’s side quest: Kiss the evil spirit for 30 seconds】 【Reward: Unknown】 【Top anchor’s main quest: Undress the evil god for three minutes】 【Reward: Unknown】 Audience: Oh, the streamer has mastered a new wealth code? Hurry up, there’s something our paying viewers can’t watch! The top boss approached step by step, whispering temptations: “How is it? Selling CP? We can make the fake thing real.” Wen Jianyan: “…..” I’m sorry, I’m very principled, thank you for not deceiving yourself. — Don’t come here!

Bai Lixin was caught in a strange game. [Ding! Welcome players to the immersive escape game.] [Ding! Let’s begin the luck detection. The luck will be linked to the player’s copy selection.] As the other players’ tests were A,B,B..the detection system slowly pulsed on Bai Lixin’s head. [Ding! Congratulations player; your luck is F-, and the universe deems you unlucky!] [Ding! Congratulations to the player. You have obtained the special title – “God of Bad Luck” (unique).] Bai Lixin: “???” Congratulations? Where’s the joy in that? Soon after, the players trapped in the escape game found that there was an incredibly beautiful but tragic player in the game. The face is unbelievable, the strength is unbeatable, but the luck is so bad that the copy he gets either has a bug or is a horror S level. Just when everyone thought that the little beauty would certainly die, he broke through countless levels and embarked on the road to immortality. . . Bai Lixin, the full-level boss, mistakenly strayed into a strange game to find his husband. Later, he found that his old attacker had become all kinds of bosses in the copy and these big bosses were most often not human. A water body, true ancestor of the vampire clan, an undead knight, a dragon…. Well, he had to admit that each had its own advantages

In a Mary-Sue novel, the readers all liked the Devil Venerable, the second male lead who devoted himself whole-heartedly to the female lead. However the female lead only loved the male lead who abused her physically and mentally. Readers: Why doesn’t the female lead like the Devil Venerable?! Devil Venerable: This Venerable also wants to know. But what I really want to know is why I even like the female lead at all. In order to understand why the female lead wasn’t attracted to him, the self-conscious Devil Venerable brutally interrogated the entire cast of characters from the novel. Background characters: I have so many things I want to say but I don’t dare to say it to his face! – After obtaining the book, the Devil Venerable discovered that the book described the world he lived in. This book said that after he sacrificed himself for the female lead, the fourth male lead, his silent and loyal subordinate Yin Hanjiang, blackened and attempted to kill her as a sacrificial offering for his lord. Devil Venerable Wenren E: Yin Hanjiang, this Venerable wants to know why you wanted to kill the female lead. Yin Hanjiang was silent. Wenren E: If you refuse to speak, this Venerable will cut out your tongue and have it with alcohol! Yin Hanjiang: … Wenren E: What the hell are you blushing for?!

Eerie prayers were heard, and each name was distinct. “Lord of the Ashes” “Colorless City” “Mist of the White Shore” “Spirit of the Ancient” ” Dream of the Void” “Ruler of the Chaos” After Shen Yi transmigrated to a new world, mysterious groups seemed to be wanting to Summon him nonstop. The church, wizards, investigators, saints… Every summoning group had something they desired. And at the same time, they offered various sacrifices. Shen Yi was overwhelmed with annoyance, but there was nothing he could do to put a stop to it. Eventually, he was successfully summoned by cultists. And the first problem Shen Yi had to face was… A sacrificial little girl, who had slumped on the altar!